In his latest attempt to get Abyss to "come out and play,"

​Jimmy Jacobs brought his monster Kongo Kong to the Park, Park & Park offices for his own brand of redecoration

Grado and Joseph Parks arrive at the arena, and Joseph hands Grado a suit ready for the proposal.

Backstage, Joseph is getting Grado ready to pop the question!

Grado walks to the ring in the orange suit from “Dumb and Dumber”.
Grado asks Laurel Van Ness to the ring. LVN walks out on the stage. Sienna runs out behind her and tries to tell her not to go to the ring. LVN ignores Sienna and joins Grado in the ring.

Grado sings LVN’s praises. Grado asks LVN to marry him. Allie runs to the ring and jumps up and down in excitement. Braxton Sutter runs down to the ring and tells Allie to get to the back.

Kongo Kong comes to the ring. Grado surprising stands his ground… before hightailing it out of the ring. Kongo picks up LVN. LVN tells him to put her down. LVN says something to Kong and they walk to the back.

A video is shown of Grado and LVN on their date. Grado cops to eating the chocolates and drinking all of the champagne he had for her.

LVN tells Grado that she drank some Champagne today too… all day today.

At the diner, LVN eats her burger in under five seconds.
​LVN lets out a burp that would make Barney from the Simpsons proud.

More footage of Grado and LVN’s date is shown. LVN is being a gross as humanly possible at the end of the night Joesph Park asks Grado if she is ready for him to pop the question.

Josh Mathews & “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner vs. Jeremy Borash & Joseph Park
The Pope, D’Angelo Dinero is on commentary for the match.
Park hits the ropes but Josh knees him in the back, allowing Steiner to take control with a clothesline.
Mathews launches himself off the top rope to take out Park on the outside!
JB and Park decide they’ve had enough and try retreating to the back but Steiner and Mathews are right behind them!
Mathews and JB battle in a swimming pool with a special appearance by Shark Boy, who comes to the aid of JB!
As Park and Steiner do battle backstage, James Mitchell returns with a special mask for Park.
Back in the ring, JB finally gets his hands on Mathews but falls victim to the numbers game as Steiner attacks him from behind. We see Shark Boy once again but this time, he’s unsuccessful in helping JB.
Steiner locks in the Steiner Recliner on JB but behind them, the Monster Abyss appears to even the odds!
Abyss sends Mathews into a pile of thumbtacks with the Black Hole Slam! JB goes to the top and hits Mathews with a huge splash! Abyss covers him to pick up the win for his team.

(March 18th)
​Jeremy Borash walks to the ring and tells everyone that he has an attorney and he has been reinstated. Matthews asks who Borash’s attorney is. Borash introduces Joesph Park. Park has a mic. Park says it has been so long and he missed the Impact Zone. Park challenges Matthews to a tag match at Slammiversary. Matthews just has to find a partner.

\ARCH 25TH) Matthews asks Jeremy Borash to come to the ring. Borash joins him reluctantly. Matthews says he is trying to right a lot of the wrongs that he has perpetrated over the years. Matthews runs down a list of things he has done to make amends. Matthews refers to himself as a vice president of the company. Matthews apologizes to Borash and even tells him that he is jealous of him. Matthews reaches out to shake Borash’s hand. Joseph Park comes to the ring. Park says as Borash’s lawyer suggests that Borash doesn’t shake Matthew’s hand. Park runs down a bunch of negative things Matthews has done. Matthews says he will never apologize (he just did… I’m confused). Park challenges Matthews to a match right now. Matthews accepts.

Before the match starts, Scott Steiner’s music hits. Steiner walks to the ring. Park runs away through the crowd. Steiner chases Borash and Park. in the process, Steiner knocks over a fan. Matthews low blows Park. Steiner stomps on Park and then locks in the Steiner Recliner.
Winner- No Contest