Thornstowe and Laredo Kid start of the match. Thornstowe forces Laredo Kid into his corner. Thornstowe and Luster the Legend beat down Laredo Kid in the corner. Laredo hits a hurricanranna on Thornstowe.
Ortiz tags himself in and Santana hits a moonsault off Ortiz’s back. Abyss and Luster are about to attack Garza Jr., but Garza Jr. tells them to wait! Garza Jr. rips off his pants and a huge brawl breaks out. Everyone ends up on the outside. The Laredo Kid dives off the top onto everyone.
After a short break, Laredo Kid hits a 450 off the top rope. Garza Jr. follows that with a moonsault off the middle rope for a near fall. LAX hits the ring and hits a backbreaker/tope rope flying leg drop combo. Abyss tags in and obliterates Laredo Kid with a running splash. Crazy Steve hits the ring and hits a modified neck breaker for another near fall. Crazy Steve goes to the wrong corner, which allows Thornstowe to tag himself in. Reno Scum cuts the ring and half and works over Laredo Kid. Laredo Kid reverses a slam attempt into a spinning DDT. Ortiz tags himself in. Ortiz and Santana hit the Street Sweeper.
LAX sets props Laredo Kid up on the top rope and hit a cutter/double foot stomp combo. Rosemary hits the ring, but Diamanté spear her and they roll out of the ring. Oritz and Santana hit a power bomb into a blockbuster off the top combo for the win.
Winners and NEW Impact Tag Team Champions, LAX!