Tonight is a special night. Broken Matt is sure everybody has heard about the buzz surrounding, Apocalypto. Broken Matt will present the most extraordinary wrestling event of all time. An event that Dixe Carter wouldn’t be able to promote. The non-delightful MeekMahan couldn’t promote this type of an event. Only the Broken Brilliance of Matt Hardy can present this type of an event. Next week’s Impact will emanate from the Hardy Compound. All of your favorite TNA stars will be on the card. Senor Benjamin, Vangaurd 1 and most importantly King Maxel will be making his in-ring debut. The Hardy’s will be defending their tag team titles of the world against any tag team in space.
They hope these tag teams can put their silly contracts to the side for one night only. Any legendary tag team is invited to come to Cameron, North Carolina. It will be Total Nonstop DELETION. Shane Helms appears on the stage. If there’s an event going on in North, Carolina, he’ll be there. Helms accepts the invitation to Total Nonstop Deletion. Broken Matt would love to see Obsolete 3 Count Return. Or even better, will Shane bring back his robust super hero friend? Shane is not playing any games. Shane is bringing the Helms Dynasty to Apocalypto.
Broken Matt says that The Helms Dynasty will be DELETED. The Decay joins the conversation. Rosemary asks The Hardy’s if they forgotten about the Great War? Rosemary made an tactical retreat, but now the coming back in full strength. Rosemary points out that she’s the new Knockout’s Champion. The Decay forced Gail Kim to retirement. Abyss says that The Decay are the death dealers. Don’t make them come to Cameron and take what’s there’s. Crazy Steve reminds The Hardy’s that they stole King Maxel, next time they’ll take everything. Broken Matt says that The Decay could’ve accepted the invitation instead of going on a nonsensical soliloquy. With open arms, he invites everybody to TND and The Hardy’s will DELETE, DELETE, DELETE. Broken Matt drops Shane Helms with the Twist of Fate.